The current state of affairs on the Korean Peninsula is frightening at best. The DMZ that separates North and South Korea is the most heavily militarized area in the world. If something or someone were to re-ignite the Korean War the consequences to that region and the world would be horrendous. So, with all the UN sanctions, missile building and general bad things happening in that part of the world I thought it would be a good time to sit back and reflect on some of the less dwelt upon reasons why President Barrack Obama should fear “The Dear Leader” Kim Jong-Il.
The first thing about Kim that you should be aware of is how productive he can be when he set his mind to something. According to the BBC Kim managed to compose six operas in a two years span. This is a truly impressive feat. If you are not impressed, consider this, Mozart, one of the greatest classic composers of all time, wrote only 22 operas and that took him 24 years to complete. Imagine what Kim could do if he decided to focus that productive energy on something other then operas, say a nuclear missile that worked (instead of falling short and off course into the pacific). The United States could be in grave danger.
Next it should come of great alarm to you to learn of Jong Il’s other worldly hand eye coordination. Kim regularly displays this skill whenever he plays golf. According to official North Korean reports he shot 11 holes-in-one in his first attempt at the game and he averages 3-4 holes in one per game. Now a single hole in one is an impressive feat and it is often considered a purely lucky shot. 11 in one game obviously shows that he is one of the best golfers in the world. Barrack Obama should be terrified to learn of the North Korean Despot physical gift. If a golf game to determine the future of the free world were ever arranged the United States does not stand a chance.
Finally and probably the most scary thing about Kim Jong Il is, he is a puppet controlled by a tiny cockroach bent on world domination. How could the United States ever expect to kill Kim Jong Il if he is in fact an indestructible insect?!?!
Let us pray that the Dear Leader never has reason to utilized his amazing potential for destruction, or that this all turns out to be North Korean propaganda.
Sources: BBC, Time, Wikipedia and Team America World Police
The first thing about Kim that you should be aware of is how productive he can be when he set his mind to something. According to the BBC Kim managed to compose six operas in a two years span. This is a truly impressive feat. If you are not impressed, consider this, Mozart, one of the greatest classic composers of all time, wrote only 22 operas and that took him 24 years to complete. Imagine what Kim could do if he decided to focus that productive energy on something other then operas, say a nuclear missile that worked (instead of falling short and off course into the pacific). The United States could be in grave danger.
Next it should come of great alarm to you to learn of Jong Il’s other worldly hand eye coordination. Kim regularly displays this skill whenever he plays golf. According to official North Korean reports he shot 11 holes-in-one in his first attempt at the game and he averages 3-4 holes in one per game. Now a single hole in one is an impressive feat and it is often considered a purely lucky shot. 11 in one game obviously shows that he is one of the best golfers in the world. Barrack Obama should be terrified to learn of the North Korean Despot physical gift. If a golf game to determine the future of the free world were ever arranged the United States does not stand a chance.
Finally and probably the most scary thing about Kim Jong Il is, he is a puppet controlled by a tiny cockroach bent on world domination. How could the United States ever expect to kill Kim Jong Il if he is in fact an indestructible insect?!?!
Let us pray that the Dear Leader never has reason to utilized his amazing potential for destruction, or that this all turns out to be North Korean propaganda.
Sources: BBC, Time, Wikipedia and Team America World Police
