Bible Lessons for the Coming Apocolypse

Apropos of potential worldwide influenza pandemic originating in Mexico and calling into question my potential travel plans by adding the pain of deadly mutated H1N1 flu strain to the seemingly endless ways a foreigner can imagine dying in Mexico (as of late, most involving the cartel), I refer you to the following biblical wisdom:

“And the swine, because it divideth the hoof, yet cheweth not the cud, it is unclean unto you: ye shall not eat of their flesh, nor touch their dead carcase.”

-Deuteronomy 14:8

Of course you can’t actually get swine flu from eating pork…nonetheless, I am bitter, and who better to take it out on than helpless pigs. Anyway, after you are all done stocking up on canned food and potable water, boarding up your windows, donning hazmat suits, loading your shotguns, freaking the fuck out and otherwise preparing for the coming end of days, please feel free to enjoy the following pig related media.

Wikipedia List of Notable Pigs